michaeldelzotto:
it wasn’t that bad though i have to thank siri because the guy who came with his tow truck was super hot he was like a way better looking, way less “make you wanna scratch your eyes out” version of mac miller like literally so hot.
i was so grateful i was like can i buy you a drink please and he said yes but i was really muddy so we went back to my house where no one was home and ok i know you’re not supposed to invite strangers into your home but i… i couldn’t not do it.
so i went and cleaned my feet while he waited downstairs he could’ve been a criminal i’m sorry mom and dad. i came back down and he asked me if i was single so of course i said yes!! a stranger has never asked me before if i wanna hook up right on the spot i was a little taken back but oh my god we were right here i was thinking this must be fate and he’s right here i can’t not fuck him and anY OTHER DAY I WOULD HAVE SOME SELF RESTRAIN BUT HE IS SO GORGEOUS AND HE HAS A BEARD I WANTED A TASTE OF THAT DICK AND I DON’T REGRET IT ONE BIT
